Big Mac Attack

A few months ago they demolished the McDonald's downtown. Steven and I were excited thinking that something interesting would take it's place. Obviously we are crazy because they built another McDonald's in it's place. So today walking to my car from my internship a with his son makes small talk with me as we wait for the light. He asks me if I had been to the new McDonald's. I say no is today the grand opening? Yes he says. Is it nice I say? Yes it's lovely just lovely. We then part ways and I chuckle. The man was a bit WT and I thought it was cute how excited he was. Later on today we are driving to WalMart to replace the blowdryer that so conveniently broke this AM and we run into this insane traffic jam. Oh yes the new McDonald's is packed and they hired auxiliary police to manage traffic. Oh My God! The whole town must have been there. This is apparently the most exciting thing since 50s Night at the Community Center. Amazing.